有英文的个性签名吗
God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
Born 2 XLR-8YReFFjqPx
-=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gYReFFjqPxun=-
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
-Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
? nEvEr ? wAnTeD? To Be ? DiFFeReNt ? I jUsT? wAnTeD ?To Be ? mE ?
[One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
-=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
{Straight Outta Compton}
MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Save water, Drink beer.
Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
I bent my wookie.
Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
-={Rule Breaker}=-
[Large and in charge]
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
There are many many ways of keepi//www.souquanme.comng fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
==HellRaiser==
Avoid hang//www.souquanme.comovers by staying drunk.
Too Cool
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Always tell the truth, even when you lie
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
Gold-Lust!
2 Cool, but hey, I ain't no fool!
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
I'm Cool, I ain't no fool, Instead of going to school, I chill out in my swimming pool!
大家推荐几个英文个性搜趣网签名,短一点!!
qq个性签名要全英文的
不要网上复制的,要都英文的类型就要,励志、哲理、爱情、情感的都可以。一、The time has changed the way of you and me, but left a shadow when you love me。时间改变了你我的样子,却留下了你爱我时的影子。
二、人生没有彩排,只有现场直播,所以每一件事都要努力做得最好 Life is like live telecast of a TV event. There is no 'rehearsal'. Hence we must strive to do the best we can in everything!
三、如果只是遇见,不能停留,不如不遇。 If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then I wish we had never encountered.
四、Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate your mind on the present moment.不要沉溺于过去,不要幻想未来,集中精力,过好眼下的每一分每一秒!
五、Being nice to someone you dislike doesn’t mean you’re a hypocritical people. It means you’re mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them.能够善待不太喜欢的人,并不代表你虚伪,而意味着你内心成熟到可以容纳这些不喜欢。
六、一个人最幸福的时刻,就是找对了人,他宠着你,纵容你的习惯,并爱着你的一切。 One of the most happy moment, is to find the right person, he dote on you, pamper your habits, and love you all.