你爹永远是你爹下一句
你爹永远是你爹，你大爷永远是你大爷。
这是一句网络流行语，用来形容厉害的人永远这么厉害，让人不得不服。
打听打听谁是爹前一句是什么？
打听打听谁是爹前一句回答如下：
1、东西南北四条街，打听打听谁是爹。
2、城南城北一条街，打听打听谁是爹。
3、联盟上单一条街，打听打听谁是爹。
4、天南地北一条街，打听打听谁是爹。
5、江南江北一条街，打听打听谁是爹。
这句话是网络流行语，同时这句话可以随意搭配地名、街道、行业等等，可以说是百搭的一句话，这也是能够火起来的原因之一。
关于世博学英语的小品
中文的、内容是关于学英语的，可以与世博无关，但是不能太恶俗。。。二人的，时长5分钟左右（大约1000字），内容是关于英语的时间：星期六早晨 地点：新风路，一居民家）
Fang: （出场） My name is Fang Fang. I am a student of Sanya No.1 Middle School.
Granny: 芳芳，芳芳。
Fang: Oh, my granny is calling me. Do you know my搜趣网 granny? Everyone in our neighborhood calls her "Modern Granny". She is learning English. She wants to learn English well. She wants to show foreigners the beautiful scenery of our city and tell them the interesting stories about the Li people.
Granny: （奶奶上。练读旅游英语300句 ） How do搜趣网 you do(好赌有赌) ? How do you do(好赌有赌)? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me， too. I can't speak Chinese（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. Can（砍） you（油）speak English(英国历史)? Yes, a little（啊里头）. What can I do for you（我砍爱读佛油）? 这不，中国加入了WTO，2008年又要举办奥运会，人人都在学英语，我也要学English….. 芳芳，芳芳！
Fang: 来了，奶奶。
Granny: 我的乖孙女，你再听奶奶读一遍，看看还有什么地方读得不好。（读旅游 英语300句）How do you do (好赌有赌)? How do you do（好赌有赌）? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me，too. I can't speak Chinese.（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. Can you speak English(砍油死屁英国历史)? Yes（爷死）, a little（啊里头）.What can I do for you（我砍爱读佛油）? （她边读边摇头晃脑，很自豪的样子）
Fang: 奶奶，什么“好赌有赌”，是“How do you do? ”。不是“英国历史”，是"English"。 是" C搜趣网hinese"，不是“踩你死”。跟我读。How do you do?(奶奶跟读) 不行，How do you do?（奶奶跟读） 好，再读 一 遍，（奶奶读）好,很好.I can't speak Chinese. Can you speak English?（奶奶跟读）再来，I can't speak Chinese.(奶奶跟读) 好的，再来。（奶奶读）Can you speak English?(奶奶跟读) 好，再练一下。
Granny: （练读两遍）好了，好了，不错了。（突然看见外宾路过）太好了！来了个老外！（站起，上前）Hello, (学外国人动作，伸开双手 ) How do you do? What can I do for you?
Foreigner: How do you do? I want to go to the bank. Where is the nearest one?
Granny : （急忙翻书）芳芳，他说的话在第几页？
Fang: 这本书上没有这句话。他想去银行。Bank----银行。（奶奶练习 bank ）(芳芳对外宾) Hello, welcome to Sanya. You are going to the bank, aren't you? Go along this street, when you reach the traffic lights, turn left. There is a bank about one hundred metres ahead, on the left, just opposite the bus station.
Foreigner: Thank you very much. Your English is very good.
Fang: Thank you.
Granny: Hello, I 带 you go.
Fang: Excuse me, shall my granny take you there?
Foreigner: (对奶奶) Thank you. It's very kind of you.
Granny: (摇摇头) No thank you. No thank you. (外宾显出不大理解的样子) How do you do?
Foreigner: How do you do?
Granny: Nice to meet you.
Foreigner: Me too.
Granny: 你们瞧，我会跟老外对话了。(看书 ) I can't speak Chinese. Can you speak English?
Foreigner: (疑惑不解) Why, yes, of course.
Granny: No. No. 错了，you错了，看，在这呢。（指书上） “Yes, a little. What can I do for you?”（外宾明白了怎么回事，笑）
Foreigner: It's funny.
(来到银行) （解放路，汽车站对面）
Granny: Bank. Bank 到了。
Teller: Good morning. Welcome to our bank. Can I help you?
Foreigner: Good morning. Can I change foreign money in your bank?
Teller: Yes, you can. But what money would you like to change, please?
Foreigner: Some U S D notes.
Teller: How much, please?
Foreigner: Two hundred dollars in all.
Teller: Please show me your passport and fill out this exchange memo in duplicate.
Foreigner: (填好 换水单) There, I've got them finishe搜趣网d. And here is my passport.
Granny: (指护照问) What's this?
Foreigner: My passport.
Granny: 买怕死婆（My passport）. 买怕死婆 （My passport）.
Teller: Yes, everything is all right. Well, by the way, how would you like the money, Mr Smith?
Foreigner: I don't mind. Any kinds of denominations are OK.
Teller: Here you are, Mr. Smith. Your money comes to RMB￥1，654.
Foreigner: Thank you very much.
Teller: My pleasure.
Foreigner：Your service is good and your English is excellent.
Teller: I am very happy to hear you say so. Goodbye. And enjoy your stay in Sanya.
Foreigner: Goodbye.
Granny: Goodbye（骨德拜）.
（走出银行）
F: I want to go to some scenic spots.
G: 什么“搏”？
F: Scenic spots.(拿出词典指奶奶看 ) scenic spots.
G: 哦，是风景点。（想 了想）我带你go Luhuitou .
F: Luhuitou?
G: Yes. (指着300句鹿雕像的封面) Luhuitou。
F: Oh, it's a deer.
G: 对，对 Yes, yes, deer(爹),deer(爹)。（亮相）deer(爹)回头.
F: 爹回头？
（奶奶，外宾左下，黎族姑娘右上，奶奶，外宾左上）
F: Oh, a deer.
G: 我们到了。
Lg: Hello, welcome to Luhuitou Park.
F: Hello.
G: 姑娘，你给咱老外朋友讲一讲鹿回头的故事，好不好？
Lg: 好的。（对外宾）Have you ever heard the story of "luhuitou"?
F: A story? No.
Lg: This story is about a young man and a deer long long ago.
F: A young man and a deer.（指塑像） Do you mean the man and the deer here?
Lg: Yes. He was a hunter .
F: A hunter?
Lg: Yes. One day, the young man went hunting and found the deer.
F: Oh, I see.
Lg: When the deer saw him, it ran away. The young man ran after the deer until they reached the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, the deer turned its head and became a girl.
F: The deer turned into a girl? Really?
Lg: Yes.
F: (指塑像) I think this must be the girl.
Lg: Right. Do you know about the Li People?
F: Li People? Yes.
Lg: Later, the young man and the fairy girl fell in love with each other and they got married. They were the ancestors of the Li People.
F: This is really a beautiful story. And that is why Sanya is al搜趣网so called the "Deer City", isn't it?
Lg: Yes, you are right.
F: Thank you for your wonderful story. Are there any other scenic spots in Sanya?
Lg: Yes, there are many others. I suggest you go to Dadonghai, Yalong Bay and Tianyahaijiao.
F: Tianyahaijiao? What does it mean?
（黎族小伙子上）
Lb: Welcome to Tianyahaijiao.
（众转身）
F: What does it mean by "Tianyahaijiao"?
Lb: It means "the end of the earth.
G: （对Lg）Sea 是什么？
Lg: 是大海。(奶奶练读)
F: Tianyahaijiao is one of the famous scenic spots in China, isn't it?
G:(对观众) 我知道，China 是中国。
Lb: Yes . A lot of people from home and abroad have visited "Tianyahaijiao" and they say "Tianyahaijiao" has impressed them..
F: Yes. It's a nice place.
Lb: There are poems and songs written about "Tianyahaijiao".(播放歌曲) Listen, this is one of the songs. Its name is "Please come to "Tianyahaijiao".
F: It sounds sweet. I enjoy it.
G: 孩子们，我今天学了一些English, 你们听一听，帮一帮奶奶好不好？“银行”是"bank", "怕死婆" 是什么来了？
Lg: Passport 是护照。
G: 哦，" 怕死婆" 就是“护照”。还有“爹”是“鹿”，“sea”是“大海”。我听你们说那个“beautiful(比特夫)是什么？
Lg: 不是比特夫，是beautiful。
G: 哦，是beautiful.(练习)
F: Ladies and gentlemen, Sanya City is a beautiful city. I am glad to see everyone speak English here in Sanya. This granny is also learning English. It is very convenient for us to come for holidays and do business in Sanya. When I go back to the States, I will tell my friends to come to Sanya.
All: Please come to Sanya. Welcome to Sanya.
Fang: （出场） My name is Fang Fang. I am a student of Sanya No.1 Middle School.
Granny: 芳芳，芳芳。
Fang: Oh, my granny is calling me. Do you know my搜趣网 granny? Everyone in our neighborhood calls her "Modern Granny". She is learning English. She wants to learn English well. She wants to show foreigners the beautiful scenery of our city and tell them the interesting stories about the Li people.
Granny: （奶奶上。练读旅游英语300句 ） How do搜趣网 you do(好赌有赌) ? How do you do(好赌有赌)? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me， too. I can't speak Chinese（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. Can（砍） you（油）speak English(英国历史)? Yes, a little（啊里头）. What can I do for you（我砍爱读佛油）? 这不，中国加入了WTO，2008年又要举办奥运会，人人都在学英语，我也要学English….. 芳芳，芳芳！
Fang: 来了，奶奶。
Granny: 我的乖孙女，你再听奶奶读一遍，看看还有什么地方读得不好。（读旅游 英语300句）How do you do (好赌有赌)? How do you do（好赌有赌）? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me，too. I can't speak Chinese.（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. Can you speak English(砍油死屁英国历史)? Yes（爷死）, a little（啊里头）.What can I do for you（我砍爱读佛油）? （她边读边摇头晃脑，很自豪的样子）
Fang: 奶奶，什么“好赌有赌”，是“How do you do? ”。不是“英国历史”，是"English"。 是" C搜趣网hinese"，不是“踩你死”。跟我读。How do you do?(奶奶跟读) 不行，How do you do?（奶奶跟读） 好，再读 一 遍，（奶奶读）好,很好.I can't speak Chinese. Can you speak English?（奶奶跟读）再来，I can't speak Chinese.(奶奶跟读) 好的，再来。（奶奶读）Can you speak English?(奶奶跟读) 好，再练一下。
Granny: （练读两遍）好了，好了，不错了。（突然看见外宾路过）太好了！来了个老外！（站起，上前）Hello, (学外国人动作，伸开双手 ) How do you do? What can I do for you?
Foreigner: How do you do? I want to go to the bank. Where is the nearest one?
Granny : （急忙翻书）芳芳，他说的话在第几页？
Fang: 这本书上没有这句话。他想去银行。Bank----银行。（奶奶练习 bank ）(芳芳对外宾) Hello, welcome to Sanya. You are going to the bank, aren't you? Go along this street, when you reach the traffic lights, turn left. There is a bank about one hundred metres ahead, on the left, just opposite the bus station.
Foreigner: Thank you very much. Your English is very good.
Fang: Thank you.
Granny: Hello, I 带 you go.
Fang: Excuse me, shall my granny take you there?
Foreigner: (对奶奶) Thank you. It's very kind of you.
Granny: (摇摇头) No thank you. No thank you. (外宾显出不大理解的样子) How do you do?
Foreigner: How do you do?
Granny: Nice to meet you.
Foreigner: Me too.
Granny: 你们瞧，我会跟老外对话了。(看书 ) I can't speak Chinese. Can you speak English?
Foreigner: (疑惑不解) Why, yes, of course.
Granny: No. No. 错了，you错了，看，在这呢。（指书上） “Yes, a little. What can I do for you?”（外宾明白了怎么回事，笑）
Foreigner: It's funny.
(来到银行) （解放路，汽车站对面）
Granny: Bank. Bank 到了。
Teller: Good morning. Welcome to our bank. Can I help you?
Foreigner: Good morning. Can I change foreign money in your bank?
Teller: Yes, you can. But what money would you like to change, please?
Foreigner: Some U S D notes.
Teller: How much, please?
Foreigner: Two hundred dollars in all.
Teller: Please show me your passport and fill out this exchange memo in duplicate.
Foreigner: (填好 换水单) There, I've got them finishe搜趣网d. And here is my passport.
Granny: (指护照问) What's this?
Foreigner: My passport.
Granny: 买怕死婆（My passport）. 买怕死婆 （My passport）.
Teller: Yes, everything is all right. Well, by the way, how would you like the money, Mr Smith?
Foreigner: I don't mind. Any kinds of denominations are OK.
Teller: Here you are, Mr. Smith. Your money comes to RMB￥1，654.
Foreigner: Thank you very much.
Teller: My pleasure.
Foreigner：Your service is good and your English is excellent.
Teller: I am very happy to hear you say so. Goodbye. And enjoy your stay in Sanya.
Foreigner: Goodbye.
Granny: Goodbye（骨德拜）.
（走出银行）
F: I want to go to some scenic spots.
G: 什么“搏”？
F: Scenic spots.(拿出词典指奶奶看 ) scenic spots.
G: 哦，是风景点。（想 了想）我带你go Luhuitou .
F: Luhuitou?
G: Yes. (指着300句鹿雕像的封面) Luhuitou。
F: Oh, it's a deer.
G: 对，对 Yes, yes, deer(爹),deer(爹)。（亮相）deer(爹)回头.
F: 爹回头？
（奶奶，外宾左下，黎族姑娘右上，奶奶，外宾左上）
F: Oh, a deer.
G: 我们到了。
Lg: Hello, welcome to Luhuitou Park.
F: Hello.
G: 姑娘，你给咱老外朋友讲一讲鹿回头的故事，好不好？
Lg: 好的。（对外宾）Have you ever heard the story of "luhuitou"?
F: A story? No.
Lg: This story is about a young man and a deer long long ago.
F: A young man and a deer.（指塑像） Do you mean the man and the deer here?
Lg: Yes. He was a hunter .
F: A hunter?
Lg: Yes. One day, the young man went hunting and found the deer.
F: Oh, I see.
Lg: When the deer saw him, it ran away. The young man ran after the deer until they reached the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, the deer turned its head and became a girl.
F: The deer turned into a girl? Really?
Lg: Yes.
F: (指塑像) I think this must be the girl.
Lg: Right. Do you know about the Li People?
F: Li People? Yes.
Lg: Later, the young man and the fairy girl fell in love with each other and they got married. They were the ancestors of the Li People.
F: This is really a beautiful story. And that is why Sanya is al搜趣网so called the "Deer City", isn't it?
Lg: Yes, you are right.
F: Thank you for your wonderful story. Are there any other scenic spots in Sanya?
Lg: Yes, there are many others. I suggest you go to Dadonghai, Yalong Bay and Tianyahaijiao.
F: Tianyahaijiao? What does it mean?
（黎族小伙子上）
Lb: Welcome to Tianyahaijiao.
（众转身）
F: What does it mean by "Tianyahaijiao"?
Lb: It means "the end of the earth.
G: （对Lg）Sea 是什么？
Lg: 是大海。(奶奶练读)
F: Tianyahaijiao is one of the famous scenic spots in China, isn't it?
G:(对观众) 我知道，China 是中国。
Lb: Yes . A lot of people from home and abroad have visited "Tianyahaijiao" and they say "Tianyahaijiao" has impressed them..
F: Yes. It's a nice place.
Lb: There are poems and songs written about "Tianyahaijiao".(播放歌曲) Listen, this is one of the songs. Its name is "Please come to "Tianyahaijiao".
F: It sounds sweet. I enjoy it.
G: 孩子们，我今天学了一些English, 你们听一听，帮一帮奶奶好不好？“银行”是"bank", "怕死婆" 是什么来了？
Lg: Passport 是护照。
G: 哦，" 怕死婆" 就是“护照”。还有“爹”是“鹿”，“sea”是“大海”。我听你们说那个“beautiful(比特夫)是什么？
Lg: 不是比特夫，是beautiful。
G: 哦，是beautiful.(练习)
F: Ladies and gentlemen, Sanya City is a beautiful city. I am glad to see everyone speak English here in Sanya. This granny is also learning English. It is very convenient for us to come for holidays and do business in Sanya. When I go back to the States, I will tell my friends to come to Sanya.
All: Please come to Sanya. Welcome to Sanya.
“亲爱的玩家，我是你爹”这句话的出处是哪里？有什么典故么？
“亲爱的玩家，我是你爹”这句话的出处是哪里？有什么典故么？出自NGA发布的魔兽世界小说《结果，抬》：
“苦苦等待了20多个小时，点击进入游戏，又冒出了一堆用户协定，满屏的英文看的头痛，草草瞄了几眼后，我发现它们基本可以被简化成一句话：
“亲爱的用户，我是你爹。”
点击接受。从此在这个世界上我多了个干爹。”
“苦苦等待了20多个小时，点击进入游戏，又冒出了一堆用户协定，满屏的英文看的头痛，草草瞄了几眼后，我发现它们基本可以被简化成一句话：
“亲爱的用户，我是你爹。”
点击接受。从此在这个世界上我多了个干爹。”
