mindfucking 就是英语中地道的表达蛋疼的意思。
eggache是Chinglish.
还有，如果是真的蛋疼了。也不是用egg
而是ball aching. 表示球痛！

Beijing， the capital city of China， is a very beautiful and important city. It is one of the most ancient cities in China. There are many famous wonders and beautiful spots， such as the Great Wall， the Forbidden City， the Summer Palace， Beihai Park and so on. Beijing is also the centre of politics， economy and culture of our country. Owing to the open-door policy， great changes have taken place since 1978. Many new houses and tall buildings can be seen everywhere. The living condition of Beijing citizen is getting better and better. Beijing has been successfully in her bidding for the 2008 Olympic Games. I'm sure greater changes will take place in Beijing in the next few years. I love Beijing!
Beijing is a city where the old cultural traditions and the modern civilization are well integrated. Each year thousands of visitors and tourists come to Beijing to enjoy and feel its unique culture and scenery.
Beijing is endowed with rare cultural heritage due to its long history. The Great Wall, one of the world wonders and the sole man-made architecture which can be seen from space, extends several hundred miles in Beijing. The poetic and picturesque Summer Palace is the classic works of the feudal dynasty garden. The Forbidden City is the most splendid group of imperial palace in the world. The temple of heaven is the place of worship for emperors of various dynasties of China as well aotkWYjs a splendid achievement of the Chinese ancient architectural art. The above four have been selected by the United Nations organization of education, Science and Culture as the world cultural heritage. What is typical of Beijing is hutong and the compound courtyard (old Beijing residential quarters), which are now disappearing. These streets and buildings witnessed ups and downs of the city and the people in the past centuries and are 搜趣网a typical symbol of the life of Beijing people.
Changes have taken place day by day in Beijing since China's reform and opening to the outside world is being deepened. As a popular saying goes around here, Beijing is growing taller with more and more high buildings younger with the people's life richer and more colorful. Beijing is advancing more rapidly with full confidence in the 21st century.
This is Beijing, old and young, full of attraction. It is our sincere hope that you will make best of your time here to visit more places and enjoy more scenery and we believe you will harvest a lot.

我讲个有关印度人民克服困难的有趣故事吧 你看还能用的上
It happened a few years ago, when my friends was in India.There was a long delay at the airport,which apprently was quite common then,and then there came an announcement over the louderspeak: We are sorry but the plane is sick , we will find another one. So the passengers settles down for a long wait, feeling reaasured that they weren't having to fly in a faulty plane.
Two hours later there was another annoucement : We have found the new one,but it id more sick.So will take the first one." And then my friend had to board the first plane and it took off but my friend nervous. Everyone on the plane started knocking back the gin and whisky. Anyway,eventually they arrived at the destinantion and by this time everyone had managed to forget that the plane was sick. But instead of landing,the plane kept circling round. My friend worried again, And then a man in uniform came out to flight deck with a scrediver. He walked half way down the aisle, stopped and lifted up the carpet. Then he raise a metal flap and reached inside . There was a loud click and then my friend heard the gear going done. Finally the plane land safely.
所以说印度人民都是开挂的 神马困难克服不了~